Duos - Lightbulb
"Cause of death?"
Ha ha. Very funny. I'm not dead.
"Kay, let's just pull up your file... here it is. Oh, that's brutal, eh?"
"Looks like you fell off the toilet."
That's ridiculous. How could someone even die from that?
"You were standing on the can to change a light bulb, lost your balance and... Here we are."
That's the best you could come up with? If that's how I died, prove it.
"What are you talkin' aboot, you're standin' at Heaven's gates, eh? What more proof do you need?"
I've never been dead before. How do I know this is what it's like?
"Good point. Gimme a coupla minutes, I'll see what I can do."
The guys really went all out. How'd they get these clouds in here... Must be one Hell of a fog machine.
"Well, it's unprecedented, but He approved it."
"You really don't believe me, do you?"
Not for a second. Let's see the proof.
"Alright. Um... this might hurt."
What might OOWWW!
"I tried to warn you, eh?"
Wow, I'm in my house. Impressive. Really.